Thursday, September 15, 2016

Weird Tales of Cultists

Now if you know anything about Florida you know there are many strange tales of weirdness in this great state. I moved here a few months ago, as some of you know, and hear me talk about at some of performances. Yet, even before I moved here to Central Florida, I heard the strange tales like the ones here. Yet, lately I've been hearing rumors of pale people doing strange things at a warehouse. The rumor goes that some people caught them doing some kind of ritual that involved very skinny people jumping up and dancing around stiffly. Some black cloaked figures were slowing waving their hands around, and to this hand waving, danced the skinny people. Apparently some of the skinny people started giving them chase when they snapped this photo:
Who knows what this is about. Just "Weird Florida" all over again.